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tawnyshine:

hannibalthecanibal:

i scrolled past this on my dash twice before i realised this wasn’t actually flynn

wait a minute

Teen Queens

llamalamu:

take that, a-hole

llamalamu:

take that, a-hole

lipstickhick:

ridgerunner - november, 2013

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

lustire:

When my mum makes me try on clothes I hate

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vampishly:

practical uses for men

vampishly:

practical uses for men

Mondays are fine. Its your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais  (via w-ildfires)

ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

princess-peachie:

Squsihy pup \;u;/ <3

Here’s my advice: Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.
Blair Waldorf (via seabelle)